I was feeling angry and depressed when I made this. There is no reason why you couldn't say it reflected my mood, but then again, I'm not a blob. The shadow could use some work, but I got tired of MS Paint's lack of real life canvas feel and gave up trying.
¶ 4/30/2005 12:15:00 AM 1 comments
Todd: i was riding on the bus back from work
Chris: You made it on time?
Todd: and i saw two sheep butt each other in the head
Todd: yea
Chris: Sweet
Todd: they were all getting ready and i was like "no fucking way!!" out loud
Todd: and they totally did it
Todd: if only that happened earlier in the year i would want to go to work everyday
Chris: That is unspeakably cool
Todd: i know, and it was sheep
Todd: not like big ol' horned rams
Chris: Did they fall over?
Todd: little fluffy things
Todd: no
Todd: they were perfectly matched
Todd: i wish i could have stayed
Todd: i wanted to see who won
Todd: cause you know after that they were gonna fuck someone ¶ 4/25/2005 08:52:00 PM 0 comments
Making headlines across the world as wide as it is tall, Bat Boy (more recently referred by the mix of his human name and stage name "Rat Boy") has become the Catholic's newest leader of denouncing change, the Pope. How long has it been since we saw his sweet face on the cover of The Weekly World News? Probably not long, but in any case, he has overcome the struggles of being a complete freak, numerous plastic surgeries and years of study of the Christian faith, our beloved Rat Boy has reached the pinnacle.
Although, his history of Nazi affiliation has brooded questioning of his stance on human rights and justification for his new position in the Vatican. However, the fact does remain, hardship, after hardship, Rat Boy has grown from a media starlet to a global faith-founded king.
May his new reign over the Catholics be a fulfilling and his papacy as the sixteenth Benedict one of renewed life within the freakish world.
is Cyro Baptista (kinda looks like Les Claypool)
Me and Mollie went out on Saturday night to see this him and his band at the Bowery Ballroom. Put Victor Von Frankenstien and his monster on a stage with nearly all percussive instruments ever. PVC pipe, buzz saw, pots and pans, fire hydrant, daiko drums, synth pad, bells, drum set, djembe, tambourines, and a vast assortment of little shakers and such. Get some persian looking guy who channels Bootsie Collins in on keyboards/harmonium, a chick who can shred and pound (while wearing a Viking helmet) as well as Cyro himself (clad in a NASA jumpsuit, russian fur hat and Rec Specs) and the massive amount of rock/tribal/brazillian percussive/melodic undergrowth and you've got this band.
This weekend was awesome (read: well deserved vacation, not that I was the most deserving). Comedy ballet, Upright Citizens Brigade shows, Brothers, ten hour bus ride, five hour train ride, Milkshakes, Cacti titled "Bald Old Men" (when they obviously had hair), Grass stains, Felicity (shut up), 2am taxi ride to arrive at Mollie jumping up and down with a sandwich in reward for crossing the street (pear and lemonade extra).
Good Weekend Period (although that appears as "Good Weekend." with the punctuation vocalized) ¶ 4/18/2005 11:55:00 AM 0 comments
bitchin. ¶ 4/07/2005 06:18:00 PM 1 comments
A.) If you can't be happy where you are, you can't be happy anywhere. Discuss, with examples from your own life
B.) Hell is Other People. Do you agree? Demonstrate how this might or might not apply in the case of:
i) The Armenian Massacres of 1915
ii) Either the life of Algernon Charles Swinburne or the death of Walt Disney
iii) The darkness before creation
(answer two of three.)
C.) Construct an analogy using the saline nature of either tears or the sea and the salt that makes a dish palatable and adds piquance and savour.
(Examinees are encouraged to refer to either the third daughter of Llyr or
D.) If I was God I would abolish...............
Complete in 250 words or less. Physical practicalities and human nature are to be respected. The Law of Conservation of Happiness may not be violated.
(Counts for 50% of your final score.)
-Excerpt from Neil Gaimen's Book "Endless Nights" out of the chapter "15 Portraits of Despair".